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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

My Two Favorite Science Jokes

I have a special place in my heart for science jokes. I could always count on my dad to chuckle along with me. Since I cannot share them with him, I'm giving them to you. Just promise me you'll laugh with me!
Joke 1
Two strands of DNA are talking and one says to the other "Do these genes make me look fat?"

Joke 2
Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.
One atom said, "Hey! I just lost an electron!"
The other atom said "Are you sure?"
The first atom replied, "Yes, I'm positive!"
Are you smiling? Or confused? Do you have a favorite science joke? If so, please share!

7 comments:

  1. Not a joke, exactly, but a chemical rhyme I learned while living in England as a child:

    Poor old Brown is dead and gone
    His face you'll see no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4

    [Hmm. Maybe it loses something without the subscript numbers.]

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  2. Ha Ha Ha! (That's me laughing!) Drinking sulfuric acid would indeed by a problem!

    Thanks for sharing.

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  3. Found this on a brain joke website:

    What did the hippocampus say during its retirement dinner?

    "Thanks for the memories."

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  4. My husband (a science teacher) and I loved these! Thank you for the giggles at dinner and for the impromptu lesson for our children too.
    A.

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  5. Love these! And they made me want to pull out Science Verse and read it again--full of fantastic science jokes, in rhyme:>)

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  6. Thanks, Tricia! Fun stuff! Here's one of my little science rhymes I thought you might enjoy:

    SCIENCE FACTION

    Nature, it's true,
    Is full of surprises;
    The sun doesn't set,
    The horizon rises.

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  7. My late husband liked telling Joke #2 there, and it always made me laugh, as it is one I actually understand.

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